A few honest words
Short, plain lines and simple graphics: absolutely not., go find less, a sun and a moon.
California-born · Nebraska-based
Stories, coffee and a good hoodie.
I'm Elyse Myers: a creator, comedian and musician who tells stories on the internet. This is my merch, with my designs on hoodies, crewnecks, tees and long sleeves.
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2021The 100-tacos story
2022Funny Cuz It's True began
2025My book with HarperCollins
4.9★Customer rating
My story
From one taco story
From one taco story
to a podcast and a book.
I'm Elyse Myers. I was born and raised in California, lived in Sydney from 2014 to 2016, and moved to Nebraska in 2017, the same year I married my husband, Jonas. We live in the Omaha area with our two sons.
In October 2021 I posted a video about a terrible first date and 100 tacos at a Taco Bell drive-through, and it went viral. I've kept telling stories ever since, very often in a hoodie with a coffee in hand. In October 2022 my podcast, Funny Cuz It's True, began, and in October 2025 HarperCollins published my book, That's a Great Question, I'd Love to Tell You. It made the New York Times bestseller list.
I talk openly about ADHD, anxiety and my autism diagnosis, and about mental well-being and body positivity. The designs here keep that same tone in a few words: absolutely not., go find less, i receive that and i don't receive that.
What we care about
Four things in
Four things in
every piece
Comfort first
Hoodies, crewnecks, tees and long sleeves for coffee, storytime and everything in between.
A size chart on every product
Every product page has its own size chart, so you can check the fit before you order.
Help when you need it
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