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Who I Am: Elyse Myers, From California to Nebraska

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Hi, I'm Elyse Myers. If you found me through a story on your phone, welcome. Here's a little about who I am and where this merch comes from.

Who is Elyse Myers?

I'm a creator, a comedian and a musician. Most of what I share is storytime: real moments from my life, told the way I'd tell them to a friend across the table. I talk openly about ADHD, anxiety and my autism diagnosis, and about being kinder to yourself, because those things are part of my everyday life too.

Where am I from?

I was born and raised in California. From 2014 to 2016 I lived in Sydney, and in 2017 I moved to Nebraska. That same year I married my husband, Jonas. Today we live in the Omaha area with our two sons.

How did the stories start?

In October 2021 I posted a video about a terrible first date that ended with 100 tacos at a Taco Bell drive-through, and it went viral. Since then I've kept telling stories, very often in a hoodie with a coffee in my hand.

What's in the shop?

The merch is made from the same world as the stories. A few tips to find your way around:

  • Start with the words: absolutely not., go find less, i receive that and i don't receive that are short lines you can read from across the room.
  • Pick your garment: every design comes on a hoodie, a crewneck, a tee and a long sleeve, plus kids' and youth sizes.
  • Check the fit: every product page has its own size chart.

Where do I go from here?

Grab a coffee, take your time and have a look around. Shop the Elyse Myers merch.

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